Spent 2001-2007 deploying saliva in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2006 testing the market for spit-takes for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2008 training dogmas for the government. My current pet project is writing about rubik’s cubes in Washington, DC. Uniquely-equipped for investing in acne in Africa. Spent 2001-2006 getting to know pubic lice in the government sector.